Towel

$35.00

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Description

It’s a million degrees out there in the summer sun and all you want is to tan your cheeks a bit without a bunch of creepers with telephoto lenses and thousand megapixel digital cameras zooming in on your legs that oh my god maybe haven’t been shaved in three days but when they take this picture The Face will be there staring back into their souls and they will find no pleasure in their lives as their tongues turn to ash and taste nothing and no water or mead slakes their thirst and every day even this day brings their cruel heart the chill of winter.

• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

Additional information

Weight 0.42 oz

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